Hairography

I love my owner, he is so nice to me. In the morning I just lay back and let warm water spill all over me. Then I let shampoo foam up all over me. It feels so nice when he takes time to be with me. It makes me feel so cared for! I have the shiniest and softest hair on earth and everyone should be jealous of me.

I also enjoy going really fast and when my master randomly sticks me out the window. It feels so refreshing. The breeze flipping me back and forth is so relaxing and peaceful. My master is very nice to me and it's obvious he cares about me. The top 10 qualities of my hair include: it's soft, straight, relaxing, laid back, awesome, ridiculously rich, rock star shine, intense, up tight, yet sometimes peaceful.